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Happy 4th of July, the Woke States of America!

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1997年虛弱的英國把香港送給中國後,香港人覺得不夠自由,幾年後一隻生氣的蛤蟆責備年輕女記者(她之後畫了裸體的母狐獸人),“too young”(太年輕)、“too simple”(太簡單)、“sometimes naïve”(有時很天真),香港人都怒了。2010年代香港人為了更多自由,開始戳來自中國大陸的戰狼(實際上是習特勒「小熊維尼」操控的狗),而到了現在,2022年7月1日,深圳市香港新區(原香港特別行政區)人民才發覺,寧願被罵也不願坐牢!

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After Hong Kong was gifted back from the weak U.K. to China in 1997, people there didn’t feel free enough. They were pissed off years later when an angry elderly toad blamed a female young journalist (who later drew a naked furry vixen) with “too young”, “too simple”, and “sometimes naïve”. In 2010s, people in Hong Kong started to poke wolves from mainland China (dogs manipulated by Xitler aka Winnie the Pooh in fact) for more freedom, and now on 1 July 2022, 25 years after being gifted back to China, people in Xianggang New Area, Shenzhen (formerly Hong Kong SAR) realised that they are willing to get blamed rather than putting in jail!

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那靴牛釀藝稜唱勾都是什某東噓⋯⋯好嘔薰喔!

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不OK的OK超商一直讓我作嘔,普遍店內昏暗凌亂,都啥時候了櫃檯還用透明塑膠布隔開,拿一千元加值一卡通不能找錢。哇,甚至店員像狗一樣對包裹亂踩加撒尿,官方還能對客訴愛理不理!這不OK的OK超商還要不OK到什麼程度才能倒光光?

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台灣人喜歡起爛大街的英文名又愛用,我都記不住……以前的同學我都記不得了,大部份同事也很難記,因為名字都大同小異。就算是音譯的,大多也莫名其妙排斥漢語拼音,或是交由旅行社胡攪瞎搞(疫情期間活該倒閉!),想要用「標準」(但從來不是標準)的威妥瑪拼音卻又亂拼,結果一大堆聲母不同的姓氏全是Ch、名字完全對不上任何拼音系統!

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When lots of developed countries started to decrease nuclear power for safety last decade, they’ve been supposedly relying on “green energy” (more pollution during manufacturing), but they actually use coals (more radiation!) and natural gas to fulfil their energy shortage. The worst case is Germany: more pollution than ever and being manipulated by Putler the Great because of the no nuclear power policy!

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三十年前某幼稚園的遊覽車火燒車,車上二十孩童燒死,其中一名男孩的父親現在是直轄市市長。三十年後,這位父親被另一名病死兒子的父親天天指責沒有同理心並要求道歉,不斷被這人及其背後的政治勢力在三十年來的傷口撒鹽。在台灣只要扯到政治,人性的尊嚴就蕩然無存。

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台灣怕行動支付壟斷的結果,就是矯枉過正到處都不同的呸來呸去,徒增消費者麻煩,而且不乏有很多莫名其妙的半套服務。全盈+PAY已經上線近兩個月,全家不斷半強迫推銷,但仍舊只能綁定信用卡或是僅僅三家銀行的帳戶,等於順帶推銷信用卡和那三家銀行。只搞半套不如不搞,大家都知道半套差了全套不只是一半!

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你是個爸爸,你兒子染上某肺炎而重病,中央至地方送醫流程有瑕疵,加上人力吃緊,導致延誤送醫不治。你這爸爸已經不管兒子怎死了,而是整天和某政黨卿卿我我……啊我要錄音檔!啊我要市長道歉!啊你們醫護都在笑!啊我要衛生局長和消防局長下台!正常的爸爸會這麼政治?